Weird Things that Rhyme

2003-01-08T17:57:00.000-05:00

There once was a cow at the zoo
Who was originally from Kalimazoo
She tried to escape
While she was wearing a cape
And Nebraska wore a kangarooooooooo...
A poem by Nebraska inspired by Robyn the muse

2002-12-18T17:30:00.000-05:00

This great stupid poem was sent to us by e-mail from a guy named Trevor. Thanks Trevor!

Cheddar, Sharp, and Ja-ack too,
eating cheese is good for you.
Mozzerella, parmesan,
eat your Feta before dawn.
Blue cheese and smokey bar,
even goat if you'll go that far.
I like cheese and you should too,
just don't put it in your shoe...
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese...

2002-11-27T22:11:00.000-05:00

I think my cat is smoking weed
Or perhaps he's taking speed
Alls I know is that he's crazy
Just look at him- all wild and hazy
I think he just attacked my shoe
I think he's syko- yes I do.
~Robyn

2002-10-18T15:18:00.000-04:00

This is a stupid poems website written by our fans Seany and Karolina! They liked our stupid poems blog and they decided to send us a link to their's. Now you can go to it to. Check them out!
~Nebby

2002-10-08T23:17:00.000-04:00

There once was a doctor named carp
Who sat on a blue plastic tarp
His students would wish
To get rid of the fish
By stabbing him with something sharp.
~A poem by Robyn about our old bald student teacher with sweaty armpits in science class

2002-06-28T12:40:00.000-04:00

Well we're all doing math in the shower
What's 3 to the second power?
We've been in here for an hour
Cuz we're all doing math in the shower
~A song Robyn and Nebraska made up while doing math in the shower with Nebraska's sister
We were of course all wearing bathing suits because we had just gone swimming and we are not lesbians (as far as we know)

2002-06-21T18:06:00.000-04:00

There once was a girl named Nebraska
She had a great dad if you ask'a
Driving on the rode they saw something keen
"It's an F'ING MOOSE" her dad scream(ed)
All of a sudden the rode was not there
Into the ditch, it was quite a scare
"That was truly frightening, by zeus!"
And heard in the distance was: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-se!
~a funny poem by Kat written on her blog

2002-06-10T16:04:00.000-04:00

There once were two gals
who were really great pals
who wrote stupid poems all day.
One said "Here's an idea!"
The other said "What is it my dear?"
And they laughed till the idea went away
~a very funny poem by Nebraska

2002-06-10T16:02:00.000-04:00

There once was a girl with no name
who couldn't play "the Limerick Game"
and no one could know
why the heck she's so slow!
But everyone loved her just the same
~a poem by Robyn writte about a girl with no name but I have a feeling I know who she's talking about *whistles innocently*~Nebraska

2002-06-10T15:58:00.000-04:00

There once was a girl named Mellenie
who had never commited a felony
she wrote cr@#py poems
that made Nebraska run hoems
and blah blah blah blah um-smell on me?
~another poem by Robyn written about one of the cool girls at our school

2002-06-10T15:56:00.000-04:00

There once was a female named Kati
and there were many people she hatied
some people called her rude
and others said rude
but she likes Snoopy-that intelligent lady!
~Robyn (written about her not-so-secret lover)

2002-06-10T15:53:00.000-04:00

There once was a lady named Lexy
Willy thought she was Sexy
When she turned cherrie red
and would then hide her head
and there's nothing else that rhymes with Lexy!
~a poem written by Robyn about the most popular girl in Scummervillle and her now-boyfriend!

2002-06-10T15:51:00.000-04:00

This one was written about the season finale of Alias:
There once was a man named her mom!
Who's name could have been Willy or Tom!
They thought she was dead,
and now she's a Fred!
And the water did kill Micheal Vaugnn!
~a poem written by Robyn but the last line is a lie!!!!!!!!

2002-06-10T15:49:00.000-04:00

There once was a man named Ragazzoo
Who often would play on the Kazoo
His students would shout
You're a bore! Let us out!
And he had dullness coming out the wazoo!
~a very funny one about our World History teacher written by Robyn

2002-06-10T15:47:00.000-04:00

There once was a man named Bin Laden
Who laughed at a man named George Shrub
Cuz he made a big flub
when he choked on a pretzel and fell on the ground
and made a loud sound
and then Mr. Shrub passed away
~Nebraska

2002-06-10T15:45:00.000-04:00

There once was a girl they called Robyn
She'd dance and her head would start bobbin'
Some thought she was rude
Others thought her a dude
And others just thought she was weird
~Nebraska

2002-06-10T15:44:00.000-04:00

There once was a girl named Nebraska
who would sing loudly and carry a basket.
No one really loved her
though some people gloved her
And most people ate cheese!
~Robyn

2002-05-28T19:25:00.000-04:00

It is heeg
said the peeg
she fell off the chair
and then wouldn't dare
to sit on that chair no more
then the peeg said
omg not my head
what's on your nose?
Look Strike a pose
It's a cock!
Come in! Please Knock!
Before you come into my room!
~Nebraska, Kat, and Giggles

2002-05-25T21:49:00.000-04:00

There once was a girl named Robyn
When she went to Career Sem. her head would be throbbin'
Cuz the computer was frozen
But now I'm preposin'
that she type up the rest of the poems
~Nebraska

2002-05-24T09:42:00.000-04:00

Nebraska is going to be SO proud of me! I'm finally going to type our good poems that we wrote the first day!!! HOOHAH!
This first one is about the season finale of Alias:

There once was a man named her mom
Who could've been Mary or Tom
They thought she was dead, and now she's a Fred
And the water could kill Micheal Vaughn!

2002-05-21T21:46:00.000-04:00

Here's one of the poem's that Robyn wrote about Alias's mom:
There was a girl named Supa Jesus

Who liked to sing songs and eat Cheezits

Then she found out she was a man

And that her real name was Dan

And her husband was the one who was Jesus!
~a poem by Robyn (typed by Nebraska)

2002-05-21T19:02:00.000-04:00

There once was a guy and a girl
Who had a baby and a pearl
The pearl killed the baby
and the guy just went crazy
and the woman was right all along (duh)
~A poem written by Nebraska about "The Pearl"

2002-05-17T18:52:00.000-04:00

Mr. Raggazzo
Is a major Fag-azzo
Who likes to grab other guys butts
Then he stares and he stares
to whom only Niffy can compare
when she stares at the rears of girl sluts
~Nebraska

2002-05-17T18:50:00.000-04:00

There once was a man named Tom Fable.
Who loved to have fun and finagle.
He couldn't get laid,
without the girl being paid,
so he had to instead use a bagel.

In case you're like me, and don't know what finagle means here it is:
1 : to obtain by indirect or involved means
2 : to obtain by trickery
~poem by Nebraska

2002-05-16T17:12:00.000-04:00

A nub! a nub!
That's all I have!
A nub! A nub!
That's not a dick silly,
Niffy's the one with the willy!
~written by ME!!!! ALL MEEE!!! I DID IT!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
~typed and written by the infamous KAT!

2002-05-16T17:09:00.000-04:00

There once was some heathen converters
Who went to save souls
And pick up some gold
And then eat some cheese
And...wait a second-CHEESE?
I LOVE CHEESE!!!!!!
Do you like cheese? *mrs connolly?*
~Kat and the foreign country of Nebraska
for those who art not smart
the <3 is a heart~Nebraska

2002-05-16T17:06:00.000-04:00

Gevonia Cabato
A manarchie he's not-o
But he's hoping to be, one day
He can sell lots of stuff
Like peanut butter and fluff
And he'll be a master you kno-o-ow
And he'll go to a pig slaughter
With the journey man's daughter
And light things on fire with her
~Kat again *this is getting boring* and by Nebraska

2002-05-16T17:00:00.000-04:00

There once was a girl named Depoy
It's a shame she didn't have a boy
To name it Willy or Joe
Cuz I'm sure you all know
No one wants to be called Megan Margie
~me again with this tag-along her
~Poem by NEbraska and typed by Kat

2002-05-16T16:59:00.000-04:00

I love cheese.
Can I have some please?
Like guda or cheddar
Which do you like better?
Some kinds of cheeses are blue
Does that sound tasty to you?
Some kinds of cheese come in can
You can eat it in your van
Will YOU give me some please
~me and her
~poem by Nebraska typed by Kat

2002-05-16T16:56:00.000-04:00

There once was a man
With a really fat can
Who taught "rainbow media" each day
He was gay
~typed by the amazing and abnormally beautiful KAT!...written by her *Nebraska*

2002-05-16T16:53:00.000-04:00

If you like my last poem
Then you'll be glad to knowem
That nine-a and pint-a and
Santa marine-ta are all
Safely sailing on their way
And I sit here in History
With nothing to dar all day!
~typed by me *Kat*...and I wrote it too! Okay okay, I lie...but I put DAR in there! DAR! DAR! *shut up Mr. Roberts! Get back in your cage!*~poem by NEBraskA

2002-05-16T16:44:00.000-04:00

A man named Raggazzoo
Who played on a kazoo
Doesn't know how to say
Words like neighbor and weight
What's an astrolab?
Is there one in a cab?
What about a cart-o-grapher?
Or is it cartografer?
Oh who really cares anyway.
~Typed by me, Kat....Oh yeah written by Lexi
*A/n:It's not Lexi, its Alex*
*2nd A/n:It's not Alex either, its Alexander*
AHH!! Stop hitting me! Fine...fine sorry..it's A.J.-*OUCH!* Lexy!! AHHH!! OUWCH!!

2002-05-16T16:40:00.000-04:00

In the class of Career Sem we learn budget
And on these assignments we fudge it
Cuz it's stupid and boring
And we were all snoring
And sleeping through Career Sem each day
~by her ~Nebraska~typed by the wonderful, yet awful, not a welcome matt~Kat

2002-05-16T16:38:00.000-04:00

There once was a class called Career Sem
Who's teachers all know we hate them *and are full of phlegm*
Cuz they're boring and dumb
And I'd rather be a poor bum
Than have a job that I earned from Career Sem
~YAY! A poem by 'Braska~typed by me of course*Kat*

2002-05-16T16:35:00.000-04:00

There once were some people
Who found Spanish goats
And fed them some oats
And gollie that lady's annoying!
~*sigh*ANOTHER poem by Robyn~still *loyally* typed by Kat

2002-05-16T16:33:00.000-04:00

There once were some stupid explorers
Who thought they had found the Far East
(Which is the birthplace of the hooker Thedora)
But they didn't-they found our niche
And began to sell fish
And Ragazzoo of the Kazoo
Came with his daughter
To go to the pig slaughter
And then Lexy giggled
And did the happy-wiggle
Because she was very confoosed
~Yet another poem by Robyn~still typed by Kat

2002-05-16T16:29:00.000-04:00

There once was a lady from China
Who was actually realy nice-kinda
Have some "wa-ha-ta-er" she'd say
She too was gay
So she wanted anothers girl...hmm...what rhymes with China?
~Another poem by Robyn~typed again by Kat

2002-05-16T16:26:00.000-04:00

There once was a spaztic red-head
Who was long since been dead
She would set things on fire
And hit on guys that her dad hired
And would annoyingly say i kno-o-ow
A poem by ~Robyn~typed by Kat

2002-05-15T16:58:00.000-04:00

There once was a girl named Nebraska
"What will this blog be?" her friend Robyn would aska
Full of poems and rhymes
and tales of funny times
and the lymerics that we wrote
in world history (not on a boat)
and we laugh as we sit on a log
and update this blog
until it's time that we went away
A poem by ~Nebraska